Sorry I’m Late. I Didn’t Want to Come Pin

We all have that one event we reluctantly show up to. You're not "late" — just maximizing your time, avoiding awkward small talk, and pretending that Netflix was more important than seeing people you barely know.

This "Sorry I'm Late. I Didn't Want to Come" pin is your way of telling the world that social obligations are overrated. If you wanted to make decisions, you'd be at home doing what you enjoy, like fighting with the Wi-Fi or eating popcorn for dinner. 

Pin this to your bag or jacket, and let it serve as your excuse to avoid group chats, dinner parties, or anything involving more than two people. Wear it, and prepare to be the best late person at every event.